Normal teenagers:
Me:
January 2012
13 posts
Parents gone... →
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-When you only get 3 hours of sleep because you decided to stay up all night on Tumblr.. →
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On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside:
One day, I wanna throw a party with fake liquor... just to see who will ACT drunk. →
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They’re gonna be like:
And I’m gonna be like:
There's no safe place to do homework. →
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Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
Trying to do homework in the Kitchen.
When you're sitting in class and you catch your friend's eye →
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You look at them all like
And they look back at you all like
And the random kid across the room is watching you all like
Making Fire Tricks →
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Expectations:
Reality:
At school I feel like Ron Swanson.
When I go to school:
When someone insults me:
When I see someone I hate:
When someone tries talking to me:
When someone is annoying me:
When someone tells me their problems:
But then when school is over:
Me trying to cook
Expectation:
Reality:
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When you passed that test you thought you failed
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November 2011
8 posts
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher says, "They? Who's they?"
“Ho, they is whoever I say they is!”
When I wake up in the middle of the night to get water, I always feel like there's someone following me.































